Femininity iMagazine, November 2009

Connoisseur of the Feminine Physique’s monthly Femininity iMagazine
November 2009 Issue, Vol. I, Issue II

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CHECK OUT THIS INTERESTING BLOG

Morning Erection – Gave Connoisseur of the Feminine Physique a nod in one of his posts, so we’re returning the favor.
New blog by Tom Baker who uses his first three posts to inform us on his “encounters” with his sister’s friends. These are not fantasies; they actually happened. He assures me the stories are real and hardly scratches the surface on just how many stories he could really tell. The rest of his blog is straight forward blogging and less sexuality.

Post 1 – Tom describes seeing butts and thongs during a sleepover his sister had.
Post 2 – Tells how Tom handled many drunk girls at his sister’s party.
Post 3 – Two separate stories. The first dealing with masturbation and voyeurism and the second involving a tickle fest.

EMY

Born in Miami on June 1, 1987. Emy is 5’1″ and 100 lbs. Emy started modeling in 2007.

DIFFERENT KIND OF BEAUTY

Calendar Landscape by Judi Liosatos

WICKED WEASEL CONTRIBUTORS:
Bronwen, Gaia, Linh, Louise, Lucy, Naja, Osiris and Priscilla

VARIOUS BEAUTIES, VARIOUS CUTIES

POETRY

The most beautiful and irresistible thing about a woman is her tear.
It is guaranteed to break down the hardest of resistances and melt
the stoniest heart.

On the other side it also shows the breaking of all the barriers a woman builds up.
When a woman is crying she is opening up completely before you.
And trusts you enough for it.

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QUIRKY IMAGES: UNFORTUNATE

One of the last things you would want to see on your teenage daughter or any teenage girl for that matter. Where are the parents? They’re the ones in need of punishment.

SUPER SEXY BONUS IMAGE

Risque Business by Unknown

HOW TO KISS
By Rick Lupert

I. Locate someone other than yourself. Make sure they have lips.

II. Find out if the person you’ve located is agreeable to kissing. You can do this any way you want, except for asking.

III. Make sure you have your lips with you. Nothing is more embarrassing than moving to kiss someone and realizing you’ve left your lips at home or in the car. Unless you happen to be in the car, where you can slyly move to adjust the radio, slapping on your lips during the confusion.

IV. Tell the person their eyes make you want to do gymnastics, or at least be present where gymnastics are being done.

V. Touch the hand. Any Hand. Not your own hand.

VI. Lean your head forward at a slight angle (such as fifteen degrees) so your foreheads will connect first as if you’re attempting a Vulcan mind meld. If your minds actually begin to meld MILK IT.

VII. Slowly re-angle your head so your lips become parallel with his or hers. Practice this ahead of time using a protractor.

VIII. Allow your lips to make contact with the other lips BUT DON’T MOVE THEM. Remain completely still for twenty-eight minutes or until you hear an electronic beeping indicating it is time to move to step nine. This time may vary depending on political climate and lip gloss.

IX. Repeat steps five through eight.

X. Clear your head so the only thing you can focus on is a PBS special on the clitoris.

XI. Begin moving your lips in a slow up and down fashion, varying with left and right motions every fifteen seconds.

XII. Force your tongue through your subject’s lips and teeth. Fight past their tongue. Charge forward until you reach the uvula. Kissing is just an intimate game of Capture the Uvula.

XIII. Abandon all tenderness with reckless nibbling of anything fleshy you encounter.

XIV. Congratulations! You are now kissing.

XV. Imagine life as a Frenchman.

NAO YOSHIZAKI
Cosplay Girl

WHO SAID THAT?

See you in December!

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WICKED WEASEL CONTRIBUTORS: Bronwen, Gaia, Linh, Lucy and Priscilla

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VARIOUS BEAUTIES, VARIOUS CUTIES

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POETRY

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QUIRKY IMAGES:: UNFORTUNATE

One of the last things you would want to see on your teenage daughter or any teenage girl for that matter. Where are the parents? They’re the ones in need of punishment.

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